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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay cheques.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay cheques.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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Date: 2011-01-06 03:08 am (UTC)So is entropy.