"TIGER Woods had intercourse with up to five different women during his televised apology, it emerged last night.
The world's greatest golfer used mirrors, lighting and a trap door to conceal a steady supply of fresh sex partners during his emotional 14 minute statement.
It is understood the words 'sorry' and 'apologise' were used to signal when it was time to change vaginas."
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Date: 2010-02-26 09:04 pm (UTC)http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/woods-%27had-sex-during-apology%27-201002202491/
"TIGER Woods had intercourse with up to five different women during his televised apology, it emerged last night.
The world's greatest golfer used mirrors, lighting and a trap door to conceal a steady supply of fresh sex partners during his emotional 14 minute statement.
It is understood the words 'sorry' and 'apologise' were used to signal when it was time to change vaginas."