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It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British
or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Date: 2019-08-13 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tandem-bike.livejournal.com
ну гены, конечно, да. и СТРЕСС.

а вы посмотрите статистику цирроза у францызов.

Date: 2019-08-13 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ny-quant.livejournal.com
(это был юмор)

Смореть на статистику циррозов не хочется. А вдруг я испугаюсь? И как потом жить? Пить в страхе цирроза или начинать ЗоЖ? Не, нафиг. Буду рассчитывать на свои печеночные гены.

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