ny_quant

    Mr. Huck believes God's the solution
    And claims that there's no Evolution.
    It could be he's right
    God said "Let there be light,"
    But he didn't write the damn Constitution.

    There once was a man named Obama
    Who avoided political drama.
    But when Clintonites spoke
    Claiming King was a joke,
    Obama responded, "Yo mama!"

    Here is the candidate Fred
    And these are the words that he said
    "I want Law and Order
    so I'm closing the border
    If you want me, I'll be in my bed."

    There once was the mayor called Rudy
    Who went to Long Island for booty
    The taxpayers paid
    So that he could get laid
    Did 9/11 come before Judy?