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Полтора года назад я с грустью сообщал о гигантском мусоросборнике ("patch") размером с Техас, плавающем по Тихому океану.

Это открытие британских ученых попало аж в Википедию

Оказывается, не всё так сумрачно вблизи. В интервью журналисту Рэнди Олсону ученая дама Angel White объясняет, что на самом деле это не patch, but a dilute soup the size of 0.2% of Texas.

http://thebenshi.com/2011/01/10/102-dr-angel-white-its-mid-course-correction-time-for-the-plastics-in-the-ocean-issue/

И не выиграл, а проиграл.

The Recession hits everybody

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.